THE SOVIET ONION
Recently I heard this debate
On the web
Where somebody
(A young guy no doubt)
Was going on and on
About the ‘Soviet Onion’
I didn’t really know
Whether to correct him
Or to laugh scornfully
And let the peeling go on and on
With wet eyes.
So there we are again
Talking about driving a troika
Or dancing it
With wet eyes, smiling.